This was the Integra Type-R on the Acura website

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 04/24/2015 at 16:54 • Filed to: None

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That paragraph is perfect.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheHondaBro 04/24/2015 at 16:57

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That lowercase wide sans-serif font is *just* that close to being comic sans. Consequently, this whole thing comes off doge-ish.

505Turbeaux > TheHondaBro 04/24/2015 at 16:57

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what are you driving down memory lane on Archive.org or something?

TheHondaBro > 505Turbeaux 04/24/2015 at 16:59

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The Wayback machine.

MarquetteLa > TheHondaBro 04/24/2015 at 17:08

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Observe the phoned-in copywriting.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > TheHondaBro 04/24/2015 at 17:33

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“Hard to find”

Yeah, because the one you found was probably stolen soon after.

I also love the internally ventilated front rotors.

TheHondaBro > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 04/24/2015 at 17:34

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“Even harder to catch”

Because it’s a Type-R, and the thief will be driving it fast.

Honestly makes me sad.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > TheHondaBro 04/24/2015 at 17:41

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And then the “Formula 1 inspired suspension” was probably ruined after the car was stanced.

Now I’m really making myself sad.

CaptDale - is secretly British > TheHondaBro 04/24/2015 at 17:43

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Psh, thieves can’t drive manuals, you know that!

TheHondaBro > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 04/24/2015 at 17:43

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The titanium shift knob was replaced with a purple dildo.

Begin the waterworks.

TheHondaBro > CaptDale - is secretly British 04/24/2015 at 17:44

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Right, so they’d just lift the engine right there in the parking lot.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > TheHondaBro 04/24/2015 at 17:45

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I has a sad ):

whoarder is tellurium > TheHondaBro 04/24/2015 at 19:00

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I remember visiting this exact website too. mmm Type-R.